Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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