If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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