YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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