so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
it's great music for shaving your balls
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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