I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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