do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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