I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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