he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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