she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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