what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Holy sore nipples Batman
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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