found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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