It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
