why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Randomize
