There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Even my vagina gasped.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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