Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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