I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
we made out on top of his cat.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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