He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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