Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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