is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
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