margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
