kristin has been a bad kristin
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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