They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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