Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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