Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I am spending my child support on dildos
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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