Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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