Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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