Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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