Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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