brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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