i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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