in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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