hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Come see our sink grown plant.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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