Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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