Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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