so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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