am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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