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I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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