They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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