she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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