if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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