I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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