the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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