You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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