After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
No subtext here. People are naked.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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