We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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