I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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