It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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