In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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