This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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