Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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